Comeback Jokes

Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several hours of work without performing a backup.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?