"Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A" joke

Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old more...