Interns Jokes / Recent Jokes

Walking down the hospital corridor, the Nursing Supervisor found it shocking to see one of her nurses walking towards her in total disarray. Her uniform was wrinkled, her hair was a mess and if that wasn't enough, one of her breasts was hanging out of her open top.
Yelling at her, the supervisor said, "Miss Thomas, how do you account for your appearance. Not only do you resemble a derelict, but your breast is exposed!"
Quickly stuffing her breast back into her uniform, the nurse replied, "Those damn interns. They never put anything back when they're finished using it!"

Grandma Woodparsel from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.

By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress - especially, the mattress.

Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded.

"If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma," said one of the interns, "just press that button."

"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.

"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty," the intern replied.

"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "Look, I'm the sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in more...