Internship Jokes

What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?
Looking for an internship.

10. First-hand knowledge of domestic affairs
9. Pay is lousy, but the hush money is great
8. Gives new meaning to MTV slogan "Rock the Vote"
7. Observe the President's commitment to young people first hand
6. Learn intricacies of statutory rape law
5. Have president chase around desk brandishing his "subpoena"
4. President tells you he really wants you on his staff
3. Try out JFK's legendary rocking chair
2. Have president introduce you to his "special investigator"...
... and the number one benefit of a White House internship...
1. Find out what a politician means when he says he's been polling his constituents!

Application for a White House Internship!
Greetings prospective White House interns!
This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the
Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting
one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding
program? Check this out:

Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world!
Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern:

"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee,
there I was, more...