Isiah Thomas Jokes

...Isiah Thomas was fired as Knicks coach Friday. Isiah is actually relieved, saying "This frees me up so now i can devote more time to getting around to sexually harassing anyone in the Knicks offices that i missed the first time around."

New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas' 19-year-old son was arrested for underage drinking. His father immediately signed him to a six-year contract. The news is especially unfortunate because everything had been going so well for Isiah.

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas criticized Knicks fans for being dumb. And he’s right – you’d have to be dumb to root for a team coached by Isiah Thomas.

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas has said that all of his players are "untouchable." Much like plague victims and lepers. Despite this, Thomas believes that the women in the organization are plenty touchable.

Isiah Thomas was rushed to the hospital after overdosing on sleeping pills. Which is the best way to watch a Knicks game.