New York Knicks Jokes

Knicks center Eddy Curry has been accused of trying to solicit gay sex from his driver. It's a surprising accusation for a player who's never shown much interest in sticking to his man.

Chicago's Brad Miller says he's not interested in the Knicks. So he'll fit in perfectly in New York.

The Knicks are reportedly pursuing Golden State forward Al Harrington. New York likes the fact that he has a bloated contract and a history of underachievement, but they're still not sure if they can count on him to be a major distraction off the court.

...Isiah Thomas was fired as Knicks coach Friday. Isiah is actually relieved, saying "This frees me up so now i can devote more time to getting around to sexually harassing anyone in the Knicks offices that i missed the first time around."

The AP pre-season poll came out, and yet again, the best college team in the country is the New York Knicks.