Chestnut Jokes

Joey Chestnut ate 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes to win the world's first Pizza Eating Championship in Manhattan. New Yorkers haven't seen a mouth that big since Stephon Marbury. The contest is particularly difficult, because competitors have to listen to New Yorkers talk incessantly about how much better their pizza is.

Chestnut swallowed 68 wieners eclipsing the previous record held by Paris Hilton.

American Joey Chestnut won another hot dog eating championship over the weekend. Which totally makes up for our soccer team losing to Brazil.