Paris Hilton Jokes

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. In related news, President Obama will be dispatching Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Pamela Anderson to Iran to destroy its nuclear facilities.

Asked by GQ whether she fancied Tony Blair, Paris Hilston answered, “Who?”
Attagirl! That’s exactly what a star is supposed to be! More of today's celebrities need to take a page from old-time stars the way Paris has done. For example, when Soviet Premier Nikita Kruschev came here on a visit and requested an evening out with Marilyn Monroe, someone had to tell her who he was. Because Marilyn was like, “Krushchev WHO??”
That’s my girl! That’s when stars knew how to be stars and actors knew their place. After all, saying “Who’s Tony Blair?” is much smarter than saying “Bush is a Nazi!”

Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI. Hilton was given a breathalizer test. Police reports indicate Hilton blew a 0.8 and both of the arresting officers.

(Yes, I know. This one is cheap and easy. I mean the joke, although the "star" is also cheap and easy.)

Wannabe Pop-Star and full-time skank, Paris Hilton was arrested in Beverly Hill yesterday on susp*cion of driving under the influence, a misdemeanor. Since she was driving erratically, admitted to drinking earlier, and failed a field sobriety test, people begin to wonder where's the'susp*cion'. People are asking if this was celebrity treatment. What or who exactly did she blow?