Paris Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes

Soccer star Ronaldo hooked up with Paris Hilton at a Hollywood nightclub. It's very easy to score when there's no opposition.

Mega-Millions Lotto officials have announced that there were 2 winners in last nights record 370 million jackpot which immediately leap frogged them past Osama Bin Laden and Paris Hilton as the 2 most hated people in the world.

It was reported that Paris Hilton failed a field sobriety test.
I'm not sure why. (Not why it happened, but why it was reported.)
Wouldn't it be much more newsworthy if Paris Hilton passed any kind of test?

Unless you look at it from the perspective that this test came up negative for her.

...paris hilton has been banned from the moscow hyatt hotel after allegedly writing her name in permanent marker on her suite's expensive wallpaper...a spokesman for the hotel said that they were willing to overlook her writing her name if only she hadnt misspelled it four times.

Thousands of alcohol-soaked revelers pressed into the small plaza outside Pamplona's municipal office on Thursday to celebrate the start of Spain's most famous festival: The Running of the Bulls.

Meanwhile, a half-globe away, a drunk Paris Hilton and Tara Reid were seen leaving a nightclub in the early morning LA ritual: The Crawling of the Pigs.

Paris Hilton has taken a vow of celibacy for one year saying, "I'll kiss, but nothing else."
Thus, her vow of not doing anything requiring skill or talent continues.

Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI. Hilton was given a breathalizer test. Police reports indicate Hilton blew a 0.8 and both of the arresting officers.