"Spain, Paris, and Tara?" joke
Thousands of alcohol-soaked revelers pressed into the small plaza outside Pamplona's municipal office on Thursday to celebrate the start of Spain's most famous festival: The Running of the Bulls.
Meanwhile, a half-globe away, a drunk Paris Hilton and Tara Reid were seen leaving a nightclub in the early morning LA ritual: The Crawling of the Pigs.
Right now in Spain, it's the annual Running of the Bulls. Followed, of course, by the Soiling of the Pants and then the Burying of the Idiots.
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: "Viva more...