Paris Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes

When asked if her decision came about of religious or personal transformation, she responded, "I don't know... It's just the way I am. I love to celibate. Like that song,'Celibate- Good Times- Come On!' It's pretty much my philosophy. Who's Tony Blair?"

Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving.
Police tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically. After failing the test, Paris grabbed the police officer's fresh, Dunkin Donut coffee, poured it all over herself and proclaimed... That's Hot!

Police are confused, since men are usually told they can just come in anytime.

Los Angeles police are investigating a burglary at Paris Hilton's home they say left her bedroom ransacked and about $2 million in jewelry missing. The burglar is the first man to leave Paris Hilton's bedroom with valuable jewelry and no STD.

...heirheadess paris hilton's home was robbed of more than $2 million worth of jewelry...paris said "this time the robbers took even more than the last time i was robbed. Last time they took like eleventy thousand dollars worth."

I was listening to the radio and a single from Paris Hilton's CD came on. Now my ears itch, and it burns when I hear.

Host Pat Sajek says that kids have learned the alphabet by watching the show. In fact, Wheel of Fortune fan Paris Hilton says that's the way she learned the alphabet--last year.