Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse? A: There is a great musician in you.
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!
Michael Richards appeared on the Jesse Jackson's nationally syndicated "Keep Hope Alive" radio program as a part of a series of apologies for his racist tirade. Jackson was polite to Richards, even welcoming him to Hymietown.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.
knock knock,
whos there?
little boy blue,
little boy blue who?
micheal jackson!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.