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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30, 000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30, 000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is more...
A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,
so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."
The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her.
The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager.' There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow 30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"
The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
- Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud." and a Scottsman says,
"Hey McCloud get off of my ewe."
A frog enters a bank and walks up to an accountant. The accountant's name is Patricia Whack.
The frog says, "Patty Whack, I would like to get a loan."
"What's your name?" she asks.
"You don't know my name? Everyone else does. I'm Froggy Jagger, son of Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones," the frog replies.
"Do you have any proof?" she inquires.
The frog reaches into his pocket and takes out some valuable and beautiful china. "What is that?" asks the accountant.
"Go and ask your manager," says the frog.
So, Patricia goes to her manager, shows him the china, and asks, "What is this?"
The manager says, "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone."
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.
"I would like a loan of
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.
"I would like a loan of