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A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis...He agrees, and does so.When his penis isn't erect you can see the letters W and Y. The woman feeling secure knowing that her name is tattooed on her man's penis says good-bye to her fiance and he leaves for Jamaica.One day, while in Jamaica, the guy is at the urinal and a black Jamaican comes and stands at the urinal next to him... The white guy happens to notice that the Jamaican also has a tattoo on his penis and he could see the letters W and Y, so he says to the Jamaican, "Wow, that's really interesting, I guess you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?"And the Jamaican looks at him with a puzzled look and then stretches out his penis and it says..."Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!"
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man her name is Wendy. When finished he looks down and sees.. "W Y" and says "Hey I said her name was Wendy"Man says "Don't worry shake it.". . . He does,. . and voila!- Wendy. He ties a ribbon on it and presents it to his girl.. . she is so happy that she invites him on a Carribean cruise. While in port at Jamaica in a disco he goes to the bathroom. While at the urinal a tall Jamaican stands next to him glances down sees "W Y" and says "W Y, huh?" Billy says oh! its my girlfriend's name, look (shakes it.. . Wendy)Jamaican says: "Ah good show man, Wendy, very nice." Billy looks at the Jamaican and notices his organ also says "W Y". Billy says: "Hey, wait a more...
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day".
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man her name is Wendy.
When finished he looks down and sees. . "W Y" and says "Hey I said her name was Wendy"
Man says "Don't worry shake it."... He does, . . and voila!- Wendy.
He ties a ribbon on it and presents it to his girl... she is so happy that she invites him on a Carribean cruise.
While in port at Jamaica in a disco he goes to the bathroom. While at the urinal a tall Jamaican stands next to him glances down sees "W Y" and says "W Y, huh?"
Billy says oh! its my girlfriend's name, look (shakes it... Wendy)
Jamaican says: "Ah good show man, Wendy, very nice."
Billy looks at the Jamaican and notices his organ also says "W more...
There's this guy named Jack, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy. Jack
loves Wendy a lot, and decides to ask her to marry him. And to prove
how
much he loves her, he goes and gets "Wendy" tattooed on his penis, to
show
her how much that he loves her. When it's erect, is says her name, and
when
deflated, it reads "Wy"
So, there doing it the next night, and when she sees her name on his
masculine member, he pops the question, and she accepts.
They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Once down there, they
decided to try out all of the local culture, including a nude beach.
So,
they go to the beach, and are having a great time, when Jack decides to
get
up from sunbathing and go and get something to drink at the bar down the
beach.
So, he walks over to the bar, with his deflated muscle, trying not to
let
his eye wander, hence embarrassment to himself. He orders a more...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her more...