Japaneese Jokes / Recent Jokes

In one airbus there was a Japaneese looking passenger next to an American. Having quriocity about his nationality, american asked him "what is (eese) you are?
Man paused for a while and asked, what do you mean?
I mean whether you are a Chineese, japaneese or Thaiwaneese etc...
He replied, or.. I am a Chineese.
American left a hated look at him and showed his displeasure.
Few minites later Chineese asked from American,
what kee you are?
What you mean?
I mean Yankee, Donkey, or Monkey! !