Chineese Jokes

A fat guy went into a chineese buffet.
So he ate and he ate and he ate a little bit more each time he went up there.
Finally the chineese manager came up to him and said,"Sir", in a chineese acsent,"Sir, Sir sign says all you can eat not all we got"

a cowboy walks into a chineese guys bar and says bartender give me a coke.the bartender laughs real hard after the cowboy drinks the coke and the guy says me chineese me play joke me go peepee in your coke the cowboy says oh yeah me cowboy me so fast me put bullet in your ass the chineese guy says uhoh (BANG)

In one airbus there was a Japaneese looking passenger next to an American. Having quriocity about his nationality, american asked him "what is (eese) you are?
Man paused for a while and asked, what do you mean?
I mean whether you are a Chineese, japaneese or Thaiwaneese etc...
He replied, or.. I am a Chineese.
American left a hated look at him and showed his displeasure.
Few minites later Chineese asked from American,
what kee you are?
What you mean?
I mean Yankee, Donkey, or Monkey! !

There was these three people a Canidan, a Newfoundlander and a Chineese man. They had to try to take it half way around the world with it using the bathroom. The Canidan did not do it. The Newfoundlander did not do it. The Chineese did it. The person asked him how he did it. He said Me Chineese me no dumb me stick finger up his bum.

three chineese men were traveling to america. when they got there the first chineese man took singing lessons and learned to sing memememememe.the second man went to a steakery and learned to say knife and fork. the third chinese man went into a candy store and learned to say goodie goodie gum drops. The men then went to see a movie. at the movie a man got viciously murdered. the police arrived and asked the chinese men who did this. the first man said mememememe. the cop then asked with what he did it. the second man said knife and fork. the cop got angry and said your going to jail. the third man said goodie goodie gum drops.