Japanenese Jokes

America and Japan went to war and an American man asked a Japanenese man how many tents they had. The Japanenese man scratched his head.
The American man asked how many soilders the Japanese had. The Japanese man scratched his head.
''How many bullets do you have,'' asked the American man, and the Japanese man scratched his head.
The American man asked how many spies the Japanese had, and the Japanese man scratched his head.
The American man went back to his base and Japanese man jumped off the tree and went to his base.
The Japanese man said, ''America is crazy, they're going to run before sunrise and bone me in the ass until my eyes pop out.''