Japs Jokes

One day a doctor walks in the hospital for the Mentaly Insane. As he walks in, he sees 2 guys in seperate beds by them selves. As he approched the first one, the guy starts to act like he is flying an airplane with a dazed look on his face. The doctor asks, Sir, what seems to be the trouble? The guy replies, Well Sir, i am back in the war fighting the Japs in my fighter plane! The Doctor replies,
Well Good Luck Son. The doctor looks across the room at the other gentelman lying in bed.
As the doctor approches, this guy starts to hump vigorously in bed by himself,...like he was having sex! The doctor asks, Sir What is the matter with you?
The guy replies, Well Sir,...While that feller over there is back in the war in his fighter plane fighting the Japs... I am at his house fucking his wife!
Rocky (2-27-2003)

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