Jasmine Jokes

so there were 3 young nuns named jasmine who was 29 nicole who was 28 and jessica who was 22 in a small church painting the inside cause it had not even opened yet and it was so hot so nicole all of a sudden just took her cloethes off and said hey were all women here so then jasmine and jessica took there cloethes off too.then they heard a knock on the door they said who is it? blind man, he answered so they thought oh well thats ok cause you know he cant see so jasmine said just 1 minute and she went to the door and said welcome and hes like yeah ok nice boobs and which window does these blinds go on??

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jasmine!
Jasmine who?
Jasmine like to play in quartets!

one day a jasmine(who is a blonde) and her best friend tara(who is a bruinet)whent swimming and the jasmine spots this hot boy and starts flirting.well tara realy liked him and was hert.well the boy gos over to jasmine and asks her out.she of course said yes.well tara becomes over willed with grief and gos over to jasmine and says that we are not friends any more. and that divastates jasmine. jasmines boyfriend decides to take advantage of this and asks do you want me to kiss the boo boo?