Jealousy Jokes

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).