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The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax.

The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.

The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.

The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.

At the end of the day the more...

Why don't [ethnic] men like blow jobs?
They don't like any jobs.

Money does make a difference. If you have two jobs and you're rich, it is called diversified interests. If you have two jobs and you're poor, you call it moonlighting.

A man is sitting at a bar and sees this beautiful woman on the arm of some drunk. He talks with the bartender and finds out that she is a prostitute.

He walks over to her and says " Is it true that your a prostitute?"

She replies "Yeah what can I do for you big boy?"

He thinks a second and finally asks her what she charges. She replies "$100 for a hand job."

"Are you crazy?" he responds.

She walks the man over to the window, "see that Ferrari out there? I own that car. Trust me you wont leave unsatisfied." So he takes her to his apartment, gives her the money and they get down to business.

The next day he sees her at the bar again. He walks over to her and says, "Last night was great."

"You think that was great," she replies" wait tell you have one of my blow jobs."

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Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?
A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.

There's no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage.
Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject from Western Properties:
Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters, they are less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn't be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It's always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.
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Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit? A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.