Jocko Jokes

The Lord gets up one day and decides it's time to make human
sexuality. He calls his assistant Jocko and asks him to bring a large
bowl over to the ingredient workbench. He then begins the recipe. In
goes a healthy portion of lust, some friendship, understanding, and a
little bit of loneliness. Finally, he adds love and the mixture is
ready for the final touches. He tells Jocko
"Go into the back room and bring me five of the most sensitive
nerve endings we have."
Jocko's eyes open wide in astonishment and with obvious fear and
respect stutters
"Ah, sir. You know that I never question anything you do.
After all, you are the Lord. But are you sure that human beings can
handle that much sensitivity? Remember, we only put two sensitive
nerves in the fingers, and only three under the arms."
The Lord looks down at his little helper and replies
"Jocko, I know what I'm doing. In fact, make it ten. I more...