Jolted Jokes / Recent Jokes

After a whirl wind courtship and marriage, the happy couple climb into the carriage
(amid rice sprinkling on them) and the horse trots off taking them to their farm home from the
church.
The horse carried then up and down the foothills towards their homestead. On a
particularly steep hill, the horse stumbled and caused the couple to be uncomfortably jolted in their
seats.
The farmer calmly stopped the horse. Got off the wagon, walked up to the horse,
grabbed it by the harness, looked it in the eyes, and said in a loud voice "that's once".
The farmer got back in the wagon and the horse plodded off. Again they were going
over a particularly difficult portion of the road and the horse stumbled and jolted the couple in the
wagon.
The farmer again got out of the wagon, walked up to the horse, stared it in the eye,
and said "that's
twice". The new wife was perplexed by all this but did not even know how to more...