Jon Jokes / Recent Jokes

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his
regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow
arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President
voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they
could do at such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup
to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was
told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay but the
President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he
was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to excuse himself from the state
dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the
cook, Jon, scratching more...

Tony died and was sent to be judged. He was told that he had cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this woman, pretending to be happy.

As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.

Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos saw their friend Jon up ahead, with an absolutely drop more...