Judas Jokes

It was on the 25th of December when Jesus was celebrating his birthday.He gathered all his 12 desciples and asked them all to go for a walk.On their way, The Lord asked each and everyone of the twelve desciples to pick up a stone.Everyone obeyed and picked up the available stone close to him.Only Judas IsCariot went some distance further and picked up a very small stone.For about a minute walk of silence, The Lord asked everyone to hold his stone facing him, and with they all doing that, Jesus turned all their stones into bread and asked them to eat it.Judas as we all know, became very envious of his friends because his was the least amongst them all.After everyone finished his bread, and after about half an hour walk all of preaching the gospel, The Lord asked them again to pick up stones.They all did and this time Judas picked the very biggest of all the surrounding stones and after about 3hours walk, The Lord said:
Jesus:Put your stones down and sit on them oh you men of more...

Buried in the Dead Sea Scrolls are some accounts of the Apostles during the Ministry of Jesus. There is, for instance, the story of Judas Iscariot, the disciple who later betrayed Jesus, which betrayal led to His Crucifixion.
It is written there that one day, before undertaking a journey across the desert of Samaria, Jesus summoned His Apostles and asked each of them to bring a stone. Informed before hand of their destination, Judas picked up a small stone so as not to tax him with weight for the journey. As the day wore on and the sun beat upon their heads, Judas smiled, for among all of them, he carried the smallest stone and therefore the least burden.
As darkness fell, Jesus told His disciples to pitch tent and to rest for the evening. He gathered them together and asked them to bring forth their stones. Wherefore, He blessed the stones and turned them into bread to overcome their hunger. Judas, of course, had the smallest bread!
On the occassion, while strolling on more...