Judi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand.
The lawyer asked, “When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing? ”
“Yes, sir, they were. ”
“Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? ”
“Yes, sir, she did. ”
“And, ” looking at Judi, "what was it she said? ”
“She said, ‘What disco am I at? ’”

Judi went to Sherry's place to tell her about a horrible experience she had the previous night with this guy she took home. Sherry asked, "Well, what happened when you got there?" Judi said, "After sex the S. O. B. called me a slut!"
"What did you do then?" sherry asked, somewhat shocked. Judi said "I told him to get the hell out of my bedroom, and take his eight friends with him!"

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.

The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.
"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Judi.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."

Judi and Gayle (both blondes) were at an auto show. There they saw a hot-rod with a jacked up rear.
"Judi, why is the back end higher than the front?" Gayle asked.
"Don't you know ANYTHING?" Judi sighed exasperated. "If you've got the back up, then you're always going downhill!"

The complaint letter from Judi: We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)