Juicy Jokes

an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy, juicy boobs?"
The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man."
the guy said," twenty dollars?"
"no"
"one hundred dollars?"
"no"
"two hunderd dollars?"
"no"
"five hundred dollars?"
the girl thought, what harm can it do? "sure"
the girl loosened her bikini and the man slipped his hand in her bikini.
while feeling her sexy, juicy boobs, the guy said, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD"
the girl said,"why do you keep saying OH MY GOD?
while continuing feeling her sexy, juicy boobs, he said "OH MY GOD, where am i going to get five hundred dollars?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

The cucumber said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they cut him up and toss him into salads.
The pickle said that when he gets big fat and juicy that he gets sliced up and put into jars and they sell him.
The dick said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they put a rubber on his head and put him into a dark room and bangs his head into walls until he throws up and passes out!!

there was a cucmber and pickle talking the paickle said to the cucmber when i get big and juicy they season me and put me in a jar the pickle said when i get big and juicy the sliceme up and put me in a sandwich a penis waswalking past and said thatb nothing when i get big and juicy they put aplastic bag over my head stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do press ups untill ifell sick p.s if u want more just txt on 07837060066

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy that rude sign on the door?