Jumping Jokes / Recent Jokes
There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.
The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them."
The second Indian said, "My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall."
The third Indian said, "This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom..."
2 guys decide to go down to Mexico and start a bungee jumping business. So they go down to Mexico and start setting up the equipment on a bridge while a curious crowd gathers at the bottom of the bridge and watches. Once the equipment is set up one of the friends decides to test out the stuff. So he sets off and as he bounces back up the first time he comes up with a bloody lip. The second time he bounced back up he had a black eye and a gash on his face to go along with the bloody lip. The other friend tried to catch him but missed. The third time he came back up his face was swollen on the right side and he had blood all over his face. The friend finally caught the other man and tried to tend to the wounds. He asks the friend if the cord was too long.
The friend replies, "No...Cord....fine...."
The first friend cries out, "Well what the hell happened down there??"
The second friends slowly replies, "What...the....hell... is a...pinata?"
one day sally was jumping on railroad tracks saying 21, 21, 21 then she sees a blonde and asks if she wants to jump with her and the blonde said sure so they are jumping and saying 21, 21, 21 and a train starts to come and sally jumps off and the blonde continues to jump the train kills her and then sally gets up and starts jumping again an is saying 22, 22, 22.
by Stephen R.
A WOMAN WAS JUMPING OF A CLIFF AND A MAN CAME UP 2 HER HE SAID CAN SHE GIVE HIM A BJ SHE SAID YES. WHEN THEY HAD FINISHED HE SAIN WHY ARE U JUMPING, SHE SAID BECAUSE HER MUM AND DAD DONT LIKE HER BECAUSE HE IS A CROSS DRESSER
one day a man was jumping on a manhole cover and yelling 31! 31! 31! another guy came up to him and said "what are you doing? you look like a complete ass!" the guy that was jumping replied "it's a game, you wanna try? it's actually pretty fun." so the guy get son the manhole cover and starts hopping up and down saying 31 31 31 31.
the first guy said "no no no! your doing it wrong, you have to jump higher and yell louder"
so the guy jumps up and yells 31! and as soon as he does that, the first guy pulls the manhole cover out from under him and makes him fall down the hole. He then puts the manhole cover back on, gets on it again and resumes jumping and yelling 32! 32! 32! 32!