Kansas City Royals Jokes

A new study has found that the Kansas City Royals are the least popular team in baseball. It's the first thing they've won in years. To improve their image, they're encouraging Jose Guillen to take steroids and startboning Madonna.

A fan wearing a Kansas City Royals shirt was caught robbing a Wal-Mart. As a Royals fan, the man will have no trouble pleading insanity.

The bus formerly designated to transport fans to and from Royals' games is up for auction. It's a great deal since it's never been used.

The Kansas City Royals have hired former Milwaukee manager Ned Yost as a special adviser. Yost should be able to provide them with plenty of tips on how to spend their free time in October.

Kansas City Royals outfielder Jose Guillen had to be restrained after a fan heckled him. Guillen said the man called him something awful, like a "Kansas City Royal."