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At the Doomsday, Karl Marx, the founder of Marxism, was taken directly to hell! After a week or so, God heard loud noise coming from the hell. He asked his private angel to go check the situation over there.
The angel came back to God and told him that Marx convinced all people in the hell that they are equal to those in the heaven. The angel added that people in the hell are on strike and they seemed to plan for a revolution.
God ordered that He doesn`t need any problems over here. He ordered the angel to go take Marx from hell to heaven. The Hell guardian angel was surprised. But anyway, Marx is now in the heaven.
A month passed without any noise or conflicts in the heaven. The Hell guardian felt so curious and went to the Heaven guardian and asked him how Marx was behaving. The Heaven guardian replied that Marx is a very cute, calm and friendly man, he is only eating fruits, drinking all alcoholic stuff they have in the heaven. The following dialogue took place more...

A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell.
Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was Rockerfeller, looking bored. "What`s it like in there?" asked Dave. "Well," he replied, "In Capitalist Hell, they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."
"That`s terrible!!" gasped Dave. "I`m going to check out Communist Hell!" He went over to Communist Hell, where he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in; the line circled around the lobby seven times before receding off into the horizon. Dave pushed his way through to the head of the line, where he found Karl Marx busily signing people in. Dave asked Karl what Communist Hell was like.
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