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After a boring day at home, the blonde wife decides to go to the mall. After getting out of the house, she realizes that her husband doesn't have a key because she napped the day before.
Her husband comes home and there is a note on the door that reads:
"Hey honey! I've gone out and remembered that you didn't have a key to get it. Don't worry, I left it under the mat for you."
This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qquestion Seems To Be Too Basic
AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp. technician, made sure the computer was plugged in and then asked the woman what happened when she pushed the power button.
"I've pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens," the woman replied. "Foot pedal?" the technician asked. "Yes," the woman said, "this little white foot pedal with the on switch." The "foot pedal," it turned out, was the computer's mouse, a hand-operated device that helps to control the computer's operation.
Personal-computer makers are discovering that it's still a low-tech world out there. While they are finally having great success selling PCs to households, they now have to deal more...
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About a year ago, one of my co-workers started laughing uncontrollably. Once calming him down, he began to explain why. Both of us being in System Development for a large computer retailer, understood the stupidity that was encountered every day when called for support. He had just received a phone call from a very irritated user. This user had told him - "I pressed the' F1' key for help. .. but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me.