King Kong Jokes / Recent Jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.