King Kong Jokes / Recent Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. 00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. 00."Thats still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15. 00 bottle."What I mean," said Tim, "is Id like to see something really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.

Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.