"After being away on business" joke

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. 00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. 00."Thats still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15. 00 bottle."What I mean," said Tim, "is Id like to see something really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.

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