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Chocolate maker Nestle announced Monday that it will purchase weight loss product maker Jenny Craig Inc. for $600 million.
The large investment is an attempt to further Nestle’s health and wellness programs, as well as the latest chess move in a continuing effort by big business to ensure that Jenny Craig spokeswoman Kirstie Alley remains fat.Millions of Americans simultaneously stricken with hysterical blindness.
A recent study released by the United Health Foundation concludes that, on average, Americans are 0.3% healthier than they were a year ago.
Kirstie Alley, your nation thanks you.Turns out even less separates man from monkey. Research shows chimps know the difference between five chocolates and four. A pint and a quart. But, apparently, they couldn’t tell the difference between Kirstie Alley and a manatee.
Kirstie Alley will be rewarded with yet another reality show, for 2010.
She's almost there; she weighed in today at 2007 and 3/4.- Add a Useful Link
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