Kismet Jokes / Recent Jokes
'I am the most unfortunate man in the world; my kismet is ruined,' cried Lala Dhani Ram as he slapped his forehead.
'Lalay/, what's happened?', asked his friends.
'What's happened? My daughter's gone and married that good-for-nothing fellow who does not know how to drink or gamble.'
'You call that bad kismet?', they asked somewhat bewildered.' You should consider yourself lucky to have a son-in-law who does not drink or gamble.'
'Who said he does not drink or gamble? He does both. I said he does not know how to do them.'