Knee Jokes / Recent Jokes
LA Galaxy star David Beckham will likely miss up to six more weeks after suffering a knee injury in a recent match.
The injury would have been less severe, but Posh Spice had borrowed his knee pads that day.
As we all know at one point a child of ours will catch us in the act.Well one day our 3 year old son walked in...I saw him standing at the side of the bed..and gasped.My husband rolled off looked at him and said mom has hurt her knee daddy is triing to fix it.Nothing again mentioned .A year has past our little guy now 4 is getting ready for bed.It is middle of winter and i am taking out the garbage for the following morning, on the ice driveway i fell one leg straight back..wham right onto my knee.After a few minutes i went into the house sat on the side of my bed with painful tears and was rubbing my knee...when our son walked in..mom whats the matta he says and i explained to him i had fallen and injured my knee, his elephant memory has kicked in once again as he tries to mount me i ask him not to and he starts cryin whats the matter i say and he blurts out mom i haves to fix yours knee..well the tears of mine soon turned to laughter when i realized just what he had remembered for more...
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?"
"Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."
"That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know."
"Not if you're going to watch T.V. there ain't," she replied.
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?""Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night.""That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know.""Not if you're going to watch T.V. there ain't," she replied.
Boston Bruins goalie Manny Fernandez (knee strain) was today placed on IR. It is considered the top move in the brief tenure of GM Peter Chiarelli.
Old man Joe limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Joe, just how old are you?"
"98!" Joe announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again...
Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?"
The old Joe said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"