Knock-Knock Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Pear!
Pear who?
Pear of shoes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip the tank, I've got a long way to go! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jude!
Jude who!
Jude doubt me, just open the door!

Knock Knock Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!

Knock Knock Who's there! Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot!