Knock-Knock Jokes / Recent Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fascist!
Fascist who?
Fascist you can go!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher a long walk off a short pier! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher your gun, Sheriff! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
knock knock
whose there?
pizza
pizza who?
pizza nice guy
knock knock
whose there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita take a bath
knock knock
whose there?
dogs
dogs who?
no they dont owls who dogs bark