Kobe Bryant Jokes / Recent Jokes

L.A. Laker, Kobe Bryant, has undergone minor surgery on his right knee and is unlikely to play for the U.S. in the World Basketball Championship in Japan this summer.
On the bright side doctors say the procedure should not hamper his ability to rape at will.

Shaquille O'Neal called Kobe Bryant the best player in the NBA. This was surprising, until we remembered the other meaning of the word "player."

Offers to buy Manu Ginobli a diamond ring if they let him play tonight in New York

Kobe Bryant was recently excused from jury duty. Prosecutors were worried that during deliberations, he would refuse to give up the floor.

Orlando guard Mickael Pietrus is abandoning his Kobe Bryant-endorsed shoes for the NBA Finals. He made the announcement by telling a 9-year-old Honduran kid that LeBron won't be the only one not working this week.

More than 10,000 American families now have a child named Kobe. No telling yet how many families have a child from Kobe.

NBA star Kobe Bryant and his wife are being sued by their maid. She claims she was, "badgered, harrassed and humiliated". Coincidently, the same claim has been filed by the Los Angeles Lakers.