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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."

Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!"

Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."

Sign from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15, 000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."

Sign in an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."

Sign in a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel more...

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.