Kylie Jokes

will young kylie manougue and robbie williams cummin home from the pub and kylie trips over and gets her hed stuck in a fence so naturally robbie pulls up her skirt and starts fucking her
He then says cummon will its ure turn
willstarts crying and tears fall to the ground
will why r u crying
will replies i cant fit my head through the fence.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kylie!
Kylie who?
Kylie-t your dog out for a walk?

Aussie singer Kylie Minogue is making a comeback to the stage after having fought with cancer for the past year. Minogue says the ordeal has made her embrace her life. She said "I just want to do things that I’ve never done before.”
-First on her list: learning to write good music.