Labor Day Jokes

Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time.

Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.

September 4-September 10
"Would somebody wheel this kid away from me, he's bad luck. Shit! I busted again."

-Jerry Lewis, in Las Vegas for his annual Labor Day Telethon, formerly taped in Los Angeles.