Labor Day Jokes / Recent Jokes

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"Would somebody wheel this kid away from me, he's bad luck. Shit! I busted again."

-Jerry Lewis, in Las Vegas for his annual Labor Day Telethon, formerly taped in Los Angeles.

Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time.

Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.