Labourer Jokes

Once Upon Time There Was A Construction Going On. Suddenly One Labourer Fell Down And Hurt Very Badly. The Father Of A Nearby Church Came To The Hospital And Said That" God Was With You ".
Just After That The Labourer Shouted. Father Ran Quickly To The Labourer And Asked Him, "Why Have You Shouted?, He Said "Just Now You Said That God Was With Me, I Was Also Thinking That Who Pushed Me. Now I Know That God Had Pushed Me ".

Policeman(to the watchman): Where were you when the labourer was kidnapped.
Watchman: I was on duty
Policeman: Then why didn't you try to save him.
Watchman: Sir, my duty is to keep watch on the building & not on the men of the building