Ladin Jokes

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or more...

Bill Clinton, George Bush and Osama Bin Ladin were riding in an airplane. Bill Clinton said, "Hey, do you dare me to throw this acorn out of the window?", they said yes and he did. George Bush said, "Hey, do you dare me to throw this apple core out of the window?", they said yes, and he did. Osama Bin Ladin said, "Hey, do you dare me to throw this bomb out of the window?", they screamed "No!", but he did anyway. When the plane landed, Bill Clinton saw a little girl crying and he asked her what was wrong. She said, "An acron fell out of the sky and hit me on the head". Then, George Bush saw a little boy crying and asked him what was wrong. He said, " An apple core fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. Osama Bin Ladin saw a little boy laughing really hard and asked him what was he laughing at. The little boy replied, "I just farted and blew up the Washington Monument!".