Lair Jokes

What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's New York Estate", asked Jayne Carroll, who hosts a radio talk show in the Portland, Oregon metropolitan area.

On Friday, September 10th, Carroll asked her audience to suggest an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in New York. Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste, original, and should capture the essence of the occupants.

The response was overwhelming! Here's some of the more witty:

Perjurers' Palace
Hillbilly Villa
The House of Bill's Repute
Drawers Downs
Cheatem Estates
Castle of Contempt
Sin Simeon
The House That Terrybought
The Knee Pad
The White Trash House
The Blight House
The Panderosa.
Liars' Lair
Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
The Clinton Compost
Dogpatch on the Hudson
Rancho Immoral
Deceitful Domicile
Monica's Man's Manor
The Hen more...