Lakh Jokes / Recent Jokes

A gangster held a pistol to Banta's forehead and asked,' Will you give me Rs one lakh or would you prefer to die?'

Banta answered calmly,' I'd prefer to die as I want to keep one lakh rupees for my old age.'

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh
today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks."
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!"

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

Morron buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Morron says, "i want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "no, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." morron said, "oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and i want it." again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. Morron, furious with the man, screams out, "look, i want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then i want my five rupees back!"

A humorist, very confident of his art, claimed that there was no one living who would not laugh at his set of jokes. And if there was a person who did not laugh, he was ready to pay Rs. 1 lakh to such an individual.
Many tried, and went back laughing, but without the prize money. Bhenga Singh went to try his luck. And lo and behold, he did not laugh at all, inspite of the choicest jokes narrated by the humorist. Bhenga Singh got the prize money of Rs. 1 lakh and went home.
After one week, Mrs. Bhenga Singh came back to return the money to the humourist, saying that Bhenga Singh had gone crazy. For the last one week he had been doing nothing but staring at the prize money and laughing.
The humourist was puzzled. He contacted Bhenga Singh to find the reason for his unusual behaviour. "The joke became clear to me only after I reached home," replied Bhenga Singh.