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Dharmaraj, the divine record keeper summoned Yamdoot, the messenger of death and ordered:' Go down and get the atma of Ram Lal. His time is up.'

Yamdoot went down and found Ram Lal. But however much he looked in Ram Lai's body, he could not find his atma. He reported back to Dharmaraj.

' How can that be?, demanded the record keeper.' Every person has to have a soul. Go and look more carefully.'

Yamdoot went back and looked more carefully but failed to find Ram Lal's soul.

Dharmaraj consulted his records and could find no entry of a human being without an atma.' What does this fellow Ram Lai do for a living?', he asked.

'He is some kind of a minister in the government,' replied Yamdoot.

'No wonder you couldn't find a soul in his body. Go back and look in his chair. That's where Indian politicians and ministers keep their atmas.'

lal pivli kombadi

tiche tiche karde karde pai

barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay

tumhala bird flue zale ki kay?

Shortly before taking over as Air Chief from Arjan Singh, P. C. Lal had to spend long hours being briefed about his new charge. As a result he had to stay late in the office to clear his own files. The poor Air Force jawan on guard duty at Air Headquarters had to stay at his post till after 10. 30 p. m.
After a week of suffering he made bold to address the new Air Chief-to-be:' Sir, may I be allowed to ask you a question?' Being permitted to do so he continued:' You stay in office till very late, whereas Air Marshal Arjun Singh left punctually at 5 P. M. Is it that you have not yet understood your work? Or has the workload increased?'
Thereafter P. C. Lal left his office on time.

Ram Lal walked into a bar and ordered a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar.' And have one for yourself,' he said grandly to the owner of the bar.
Half-an-hour later the order was repeated: a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar and one for the owner of the bar!
Ram Lai carried on like this all evening, every half hour, ordering drinks all round - and one for the owner of the bar, who eventually became concerned about the size of the bill. So when Ram Lal gave his ninth gigantic order, the owner said,' I hope you don't mind my mentioning it, sir, but your bill now amounts to Rs. 1, 687 and 50 paisa.
'Does it?' said Ram Lal.' Well, I'm sorry about that, because I haven't got a paisa on me!'
The owner leapt over the counter in fury and grabbed Ram Lal by the throat; he slapped him on the face, kicked him on the shins, and finally hurled him out through the door where he landed in a gutter.
The following evening, the more...

Teacher: What Is Your Father's Name?
Student: Butter Red Goverment
Teacher: How?
Student: Beacause His Name Is Makhan Lal Sarkar