Lal Jokes

Dharmaraj, the divine record keeper summoned Yamdoot, the messenger of death and ordered:' Go down and get the atma of Ram Lal. His time is up.'

Yamdoot went down and found Ram Lal. But however much he looked in Ram Lai's body, he could not find his atma. He reported back to Dharmaraj.

' How can that be?, demanded the record keeper.' Every person has to have a soul. Go and look more carefully.'

Yamdoot went back and looked more carefully but failed to find Ram Lal's soul.

Dharmaraj consulted his records and could find no entry of a human being without an atma.' What does this fellow Ram Lai do for a living?', he asked.

'He is some kind of a minister in the government,' replied Yamdoot.

'No wonder you couldn't find a soul in his body. Go back and look in his chair. That's where Indian politicians and ministers keep their atmas.'

Sometime after independence three great leaders of the country -

Mahatma Gandhi, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time
on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn’t given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation! “

Shortly before taking over as Air Chief from Arjan Singh, P. C. Lal had to spend long hours being briefed about his new charge. As a result he had to stay late in the office to clear his own files. The poor Air Force jawan on guard duty at Air Headquarters had to stay at his post till after 10. 30 p. m.
After a week of suffering he made bold to address the new Air Chief-to-be:' Sir, may I be allowed to ask you a question?' Being permitted to do so he continued:' You stay in office till very late, whereas Air Marshal Arjun Singh left punctually at 5 P. M. Is it that you have not yet understood your work? Or has the workload increased?'
Thereafter P. C. Lal left his office on time.

Teacher(Asks Student)-Wats Ur Father Names?
Student(Replys Teacher)-His Name Is Butter Red
Teacher(With A Surprised Face)-Wat?
Student(Replys)-Yes Maam
His Name Is Makhan Lal! !!!!

Teacher: What Is Your Father's Name?
Student: Butter Red Goverment
Teacher: How?
Student: Beacause His Name Is Makhan Lal Sarkar